tastefullyoffensive:

Kitty Bond Villain [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

Kitty Bond Villain [x]

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I just freaked out in excitement on my Facebook about buying wig caps and eyelashes. Happy day.

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professorfangirl:

Ain’t nothin brighten your day like a Neil deGrasse Tyson noseboop.

professorfangirl:

Ain’t nothin brighten your day like a Neil deGrasse Tyson noseboop.

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This was recorded by the Portsmouth Sinfonia in an experiment where all the members of the orchestra would swap instruments with each other and attempt to play them to the best of their ability.

favorite things about this

  • literally all the brass starts to get the hang of it and then the crescendos happen and everyone is like FUCK FUCK FUCK??? FUCK. JUST. BLOW RLY HARD.
  • the strings are lazy but also the same. like u can tell a lot of the ppl w/ the stringed instruments may already basically know how to play stringed instruments. like there’s definitely a section at the beginning where you hear a good portion going “oh yeah this is like. a smaller/bigger version of what i do.”
  • all you hear of any woodwinds is just “pffffttt??? pFFFTTTT???? PFFFFFTTTT I SAID PFFFFTTTT!!!!!” bc woodwinds are fucking HARD and you hear after like the first crescendo half of them just give up. they give up. they’re done. fuck this it tastes weird and my lips hurt.
  • that trumpet. that person is fucking TRYING man they fucking GOT this. they may not have figured out notes but they figured out LOUD and they GOT this.

I JUST DIED

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The prince fought valiantly.
He slayed the dragon.
The princess cried for days.
She loved that dragon.
— The stories fairytales don’t tell (via shy-fawn)

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A short list of yesterday:

  1. Watered my poor kitty cat with a syringe every two hours
  2. Job interview in which my interviewer expressed how he was “concerned” I wasn’t going to stick around in SLC because I’ve moved a lot in the last six or seven years. (Dude! If he only knew WHY I moved, I think he’d get it, but that’s waaaaay to personal for a job interview. *eye roll*)
  3. Mad dash home so I can water and try to feed the sad little Baby before my audition
  4. Practice audition song while cleaning up sicky
  5. Feed myself
  6. Go from “everyday” makeup to *does jazz hands* “show” face
  7. Go to audition
  8. Check email on phone (since I’m early, per the usual) and find out I’m approved for a paid research study. Hooray!
  9. Nail audition. 
  10. Met fun, super nice, Disney obsessed people quite like myself.
  11. Scored a gig on Saturday with company I’m now a cast member of.
  12. Became a princess
  13. Realize I forgot to prep something for dinner
  14. Get home to find out our sick little guy ate

It was a good day.

unradiantly:

Now that it’s spring I should probably shave my legs

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booksquotesandreviews:

When the price tag comes off a book smoothly:

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